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'Will you knock off the 'rub - adub - tub' stuff!'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

"Call me Ishmael."

A mermaid is on a rock at the sea: A mermaid falls in lover with her upper half and a shark falls in lover with her lower half.

"My new book will be an epic novel of the sea."

"Re-calculating, arrive at your final destination in six...five...four..."

'THINGMY ON THE PORT BOW!! You know, what's it called? Long and pointy... Very fast... TORPEDO ON THE PORT BOW!!'

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

"Same ship, different day."

Pirate King!

Illustration for 'A Wrinkle for the Coastguard'.

"I can't tell a lie, Samantha. I'm a two bird bloke."

Sooner or Later

Sea yarns.

Confessions of a Lighthouse Keeper.

Pirate steals stool leg for his own.

The Wooden Midshipman on the lookout

HMS Pinafore

'Well, here we are... stranded on a cliché.'

Octo-Pirate

"A plaster on yer knee, not much of a pirate, are we?"

Neptune and the Titianic

"Are you lookin' at my bird?"

'Let's face it, Cap'n -- we're dead in the water!'

Donald Trump

A Reasonable Time for Concern.

LOST AND FOUND, 'Maybe he flew south.'

Industry and Idleness - The idle apprentice turned away and sent to sea.

I am hospitably received by Mr. Peggotty

The worst ever scenario.