Superhero Enthusiast Prints

Batman at the Maternity Ward

"Yes, but what I really want to do is write children's books."

'You're grounded.'

"Supermom isn't home right now - she's out fighting for truth, justice and a buck."

"By your powers combined, I am going outside."

"It used to be all about truth and justice. Now, mostly I fight for market share."

"Did you ever start to do something and then forget what the heck it was?"

"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."

'It's a copyright thing.'

'This isn't what I had in mind when I said I wanted to be Iron Man!

'Lose some weight before you go flying again. Or at least get a bigger cape.'

'It's a bird, it's a plane...it's superman! Oh brother, a bird and a plane aren't even close to the same size...I really need some new glasses.'

'...But first, this a job for litigator-man, who needs you to sign some release forms.'

"Nobody wants to hang out with Bedbug Man."

'Superbaby...More powerful than an electric breast pump!'

"There's a life lesson here, kid. Not all bad guys look like bad guys, and not all good guys look like good guys."

"Will I be penalized for not having health insurance if I'm young and I'm actually invincible?"

Superhero leaves his pants behind.

"Surely you can tell me your secret identity."

Beggar in superhero costume. Sign reads 'Will work for underdogs'.

'Excuse me sir, are you interested in saving the planet? '

'I do feel more empowered. Thanks for lending me your cape.'

"That's great, but you still have to walk more."

"Here's my card, sweetie. I also happen to do a bit of lawyering on the side."

Supehero tied to desk til 5:30pm

Another dinner party ruined by a poorly thought-out seating arrangement

"Don't you think you're taking this whole, 'neighbourhood watch' thing a little too serious, dear?"

'Union rules dictate that superheroes must carry a flight attendant.'

Novox Pizza - Fastest delivery in town.

The Almost Exciting Adventures of Superfluousman.

'I guess of all the evil villains I fight everyday, I'd have to say I hate wedgie man the most.'

Cat woman struggles to work at home.

Superannuation Man

'Oh, sure, that little punk Peter Parker gets bitten by a spider...me, I get slimed by a radioactive snail'

"Ya know, dad...I get to pretend I'm a superhero because of real heroes like you."