Stealth Enthusiast Mugs

Ninja convention

"I am a ninja rabbit. I am stealth personified. I am one of the unseen. I am now invisible...Darn."

"I'd kill for a spider-hole like that in Manhattan."

A Furtive Move

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

Spray on Camouflage

Suddenly Kip hit an area not marked on his Creaky Board Floor Map. The curfew police would not be sympathetic.

'It's quiet out here...almost too quiet!'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Channelling on the Cheap

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

He's making a list --- Holmes solves cases quicker when he itemizes deductions.

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.