Stealth Enthusiast Mugs

Ninja convention

"I am a ninja rabbit. I am stealth personified. I am one of the unseen. I am now invisible...Darn."

"I'd kill for a spider-hole like that in Manhattan."

A Furtive Move

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

Spray on Camouflage

Suddenly Kip hit an area not marked on his Creaky Board Floor Map. The curfew police would not be sympathetic.

'It's quiet out here...almost too quiet!'

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

The Department of Mystery - No one really knows who we are or what we do, including us.

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"Either we spend millions on new technology to erase each agent's memory following a sensitive assignment, or we just start hiring people over fifty."

"'A body at rest'? -- Are you writing murder mysteries now, Isaac?"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Channelling on the Cheap

The Big Book of Suspicious Crawl Spaces

CIA, 'Confound it, Ruggles -- we're SUPPOSED to be worrywarts'

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

Acme-5000 Lie Detector

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

'I don't have any formal training, but I do own the complet boxed set of 'Get Smart' DVD's.'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"I started my career as an industrial spy-here."

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

Sherlock Holmes with a magnifying glass.

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

"Screw this—I'm going to work for the tabloids."

"Our intelligencia said we will be outnumbered 100 to one, but that we can hope it's only fake news."

Office of the Special Investigator: Stepped out to follow the 'money trail'.