Stealth Aficionados Mugs

Why Creatures Of The Night Don't Wear Corduroy

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

Company Ink.

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

Top Secret Files

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

"I am a ninja rabbit. I am stealth personified. I am one of the unseen. I am now invisible...Darn."

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

'Don't tell anybody, but I have a date tonight with a rogue agent.'

"Well, I could tell you exactly what I did in my last job. But then I'd have to eliminate you."

'OK, you've got good listening skills. There's no need to elaborate.'

"Of course I could tell you more about the job...but then I would have to kill you!"

'Padre, if I told you, then I would have to kill you.'

"I'm going to demonstrate how dogs are stealth ninjas in the dark. See how I move silently....."

'It's quiet out here...almost too quiet!'

'Aah! I didn't see you come in Mr. Brown - well done! You can start Monday!'

Spray on Camouflage

Frank was always thinking of new and creative ways to access a potential girlfriend's place.

"I sometimes think my mom hovers too much."

Ninja convention

CIA, 'It's Ferguson, our 'Master of Disguise,' sir -- he's having an identity crisis.'

'Don't overestimate these deer, Pete. They're dumb animals, and we've got stealth on our side.'

"Just a sec...I need to stop in here for a declassification."

A Furtive Move