Stealth Aficionados T-Shirts

Why Creatures Of The Night Don't Wear Corduroy

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

Phone. Oh, no! My Clark Kent clothes are gone! Secret Identity Theft.

Company Ink.

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

Top Secret Files

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

Why clown agents shoul never hide in the WC

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

Secret Identity Theft.

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

"I am a ninja rabbit. I am stealth personified. I am one of the unseen. I am now invisible...Darn."

Arthur Conan Doyle, MD, observes a passerby who has touch stains on his fingers, paint on his trousers and plaster on his jacket, and quickly deduces the man is a slob.

"Well, I could tell you exactly what I did in my last job. But then I'd have to eliminate you."

'OK, you've got good listening skills. There's no need to elaborate.'

Government "Information" Agency.

'Don't tell anybody, but I have a date tonight with a rogue agent.'

'Padre, if I told you, then I would have to kill you.'

"I'm going to demonstrate how dogs are stealth ninjas in the dark. See how I move silently....."

"Of course I could tell you more about the job...but then I would have to kill you!"

'Aah! I didn't see you come in Mr. Brown - well done! You can start Monday!'

'It's quiet out here...almost too quiet!'

"I sometimes think my mom hovers too much."

CIA HQ. I'll be glad when the janitor gets his security clearance.

Spray on Camouflage

Frank was always thinking of new and creative ways to access a potential girlfriend's place.

Ninja convention

CIA, 'It's Ferguson, our 'Master of Disguise,' sir -- he's having an identity crisis.'

'Don't overestimate these deer, Pete. They're dumb animals, and we've got stealth on our side.'

"Just a sec...I need to stop in here for a declassification."

@spydude is now following you. You idiot.