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'Aah! I didn't see you come in Mr. Brown - well done! You can start Monday!'

'Don't overestimate these deer, Pete. They're dumb animals, and we've got stealth on our side.'

The Anti-Agent

Barks in code.

HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

"With the fortune we have spent in technology, informers and spies around the world, how is it possible that you still haven't found where the heck is Wally?"

JAMES BONDING

'I'm counter - intelligence'

"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

Park bench reserved for Mi6 recruitment.

"You wouldn't believe the things I know."

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

NSA - 'Start Leakin'.'

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

Clandestine cows.

'Amazing, Holmes! That's the eighth time in a row you've gotten the 'dud'!'

Rattache

A spy peering round the corner.

'Don't give me that junk! — We spies don't either have to stick together!'

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

"I'd like you to join my professional network on LinkedIn."

"I just installed a home security monitor."

Secret Identity Theft.

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

"So, how long have you been a double agent, Tommy?"

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

How wire-tapping began. Is that some kind of eavesdropping equipment? Sort of