Stealth Specialist Mugs

Ninja collapsed through ceiling onto table thinking "...like cat. Ninja is like cat."

The Anti-Agent

"I see you've security marked your property."

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.

AI Safety Officer

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

CCTV in church.

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

We've already got one. A hidden microphone in the staff coffee area.

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

The World's best Camouflage Store.

'This stealth technology just keeps getting better!'

'Ed, see if you can find out why Henderson, Morgan and Caldwell are building a moat around their building.'

Moby the Private Dick.

'Blue Fox to Swat Team: execute on my count of three and when officer O'Rourke has fastened his bootlace.'

"Thank you all for attending this first conference of the surveillance camera recording industry."

"This isn't just another paper airplane. This one carries a camera and microphone."

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

"Hey, there's a spare key hidden under this cloud!"

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

James Clapper Resigns US National Director of Intelligence

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

US Camouflage School

'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'

"You think they all look like security risks."

Stealth fighter fly over.

'My phone's been tapped!'

'What makes you think our office is bugged?'

Model Stealth Bomber.