Stealth Artist T-Shirts

'It's amazing how you do it? Fade into the background and go unnoticed like you don't even exist?'

'Now that I have your attention...'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

The World's best Camouflage Store.

"Ok, maybe a surprise party wasn't the best idea."

'This stealth technology just keeps getting better!'

'She wasn't a soccer mom after all -- she was a NINJA mom!'

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

Stealth fighter fly over.

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

"I am a ninja rabbit. I am stealth personified. I am one of the unseen. I am now invisible...Darn."

Stealth grazing.

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

"No. I can still see you."

Shark Bomb

'Convention time in the liar's club.'

'We think we may be a victim of corporate espionage.'

Coffee! Snacks! Hide from the boss!

"Sh-h-h. I think I hear something."

'It's quiet out here...almost too quiet!'

Why Creatures Of The Night Don't Wear Corduroy

Ninja collapsed through ceiling onto table thinking "...like cat. Ninja is like cat."

I'm not avoiding you!

'Aah! I didn't see you come in Mr. Brown - well done! You can start Monday!'

"I'm going to demonstrate how dogs are stealth ninjas in the dark. See how I move silently....."

'Your boy friend go home yet?'

Man Crossing His Fingers Behind Back At Interview

Spray on Camouflage

'Wow! A big cardboard box!' - 'Target sighted! Engage 'stealth mode'' - 'Your dinner's ready.'

"Bodleigh's record may be poor, but you've got to give him credit for his stealth factor!"