Sneaky Techie Gifts

Power theft on mobile phones

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

Snake with headphones.

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

"Never mind if you're good with people. Can you hack?"

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

'I just love this new ring tone.'

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

Undercover Agent

'I think I've found what's causing a funny sound in your hard drive.'

You're being watched.

Cyber crime.

"Do you like my new, squirty flower app?"

"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"

"So you want to sue NASA because the Mars Rover is blocking your driveway while taking soil samples?"

Smartphone and Smart Arse Phone.

'I made an illegal entry on my computer. What are you in for?'

"I won't be needed a new laptop as stated in my email. I've found one on top of my Mum's wardrobe."

"Thanks for the keyboard, grandma. But it's not the type I'm in need of."

"This is the third cheese delivery this month. Not only do we have mice, they appear to be tech savvy."

'Boys the strong arm stuff is over. This is Ronald. Ronald is a hacker.'

Squirrel stealing golf balls