Sneaky Techie Prints

Power theft on mobile phones

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

"I've been feeling healthier since I attached my fitbit to the collar of my neighbor's terrier."

Snake with headphones.

"My boss says I'm very good at what I do."

"Never mind if you're good with people. Can you hack?"

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

Undercover Agent

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

"I wrote it, dear...the Great American Password."

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

'I just love this new ring tone.'

'I think I've found what's causing a funny sound in your hard drive.'

You're being watched.

Cyber crime.

"THIS IS A HOLD UP!"

Smartphone and Smart Arse Phone.

"So you want to sue NASA because the Mars Rover is blocking your driveway while taking soil samples?"

"Do you like my new, squirty flower app?"

'This is just a hologram of Wilkins! That's the 12th employee this month who has pulled this stunt!'

"Thanks for the keyboard, grandma. But it's not the type I'm in need of."

"I won't be needed a new laptop as stated in my email. I've found one on top of my Mum's wardrobe."

'I made an illegal entry on my computer. What are you in for?'

"This is the third cheese delivery this month. Not only do we have mice, they appear to be tech savvy."

'Boys the strong arm stuff is over. This is Ronald. Ronald is a hacker.'