Chaos Shopper T-Shirts

'I hope you like it. I got the last one. . . Pepper spray. I had to fight off an older couple for it. They went down like a sack of dirt.'

Face painting.

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

"There, all neat and tidy!"

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Jungle Stores.

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"Tracy Island offers palatial splendour in the safest of environments. Your beds are unmade because this is Tracy Emin Island."

Paging for a Doctor

Unusual Offers

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Unrest Area.

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

Unsafe Drain Covers!

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats