Chaos Shopper T-Shirts

'I hope you like it. I got the last one. . . Pepper spray. I had to fight off an older couple for it. They went down like a sack of dirt.'

Face painting.

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'I'm just exercising my first amendment rights.'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Jungle Stores.

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Unusual Offers

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Unrest Area.

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Paging for a Doctor

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

'Please enter your pin now.'

Unsafe Drain Covers!