Shopper Of Chaos T-Shirts

'Use a basket? That's too much trouble.'

Multi-tasking.

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"I fell in the mud again. Maybe I need a stunt double."

'Food fight!'

Modern History: Last Year/Last Month/Last Week/Yesterday.

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"What kind of bra are you looking for?"

"The clothes looked extra dirty... so I used the whole box of detergent!"

Files.

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

"What a noise! Sounds like two disco dancing elephants"

"I thought I told you two to stop horsing around in here."

Frankenstein Collectibles: Buyer Beware

Method/Madness

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

"The candy bar I bought got stuck, so Johnny tried to get it out. First he put his hand inside. . . then his arm. . . then. . ."

Hell for cashiers.

'The fans are getting impatient. ... Let's give him another minute. If he doesn't come to by then, we'll the brawl without him.'

'I can't get into my room because of all the clothes, books and C.Ds piled up against the door, so we have to go in this way.'

At the monster supermarket.

Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark

1000 things to Demolish before you die

"Oh great! It's the Coupocalypse."

'Call this a present. I hope you kept the receipt!'

"I don't care what you say. It's not Christmas until I see the first fist fight at Walmart."

Mother and son crying.

Arrow shoots through window onto man's dart board.

This one is broken...I've been stuck here for hours.