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Hell for cashiers.

"Oh great! It's the Coupocalypse."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Only One Item or Fewer.

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Unrest Area.

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Chaos Theory Conference.

"You stop it, now!"

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"What?"

When cartoonists get ahead of themselves.

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

Extreme Birthdays.

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

Falling for art

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'

Shoppers

'I told you not to slam the door!'