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'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

What My Day Feels Like

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

'Oh, just chuck it in a corner somewhere...'

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Unrest Area.

"There's lots of things in my life I absolutely needed to put in, and now there's lots of things in my life I absolutely need to get out."

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

Paging for a Doctor

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

City centre pub.

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

"Hell: The Airport"

Rats deserting a sinking ship

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

Chaos Theory Conference.

The Best Laid Plans

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

A catch-all is born.

"What?"

It is always something whenever Grandmother watches little Louis.

"You stop it, now!"

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

'Welcome aboard, Peterson.'