Quirky Retail Enthusiasts Gifts

"2008 Volvo S40 driver's side cup-holder cover replacement store"

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Unfinished Funiture Store.

"Honestly sometimes I'd like to pretend I don't know you!"

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Unusual Offers

'How much would you take off for cash?'

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

'Please enter your pin now.'

"You might call it shoplifting officer, but I prefer to think of it as foraging."

Jumble Sale

"Does it come with magnets?"

"Sorry, Martin, but because you're the weakest link in our food chain here, you're fired."

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

(Direct to the Consumer)

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

Bob's Heart Valves 'N' Stuff (store is open)

Shoppers of Mystery.

Sale - Eyepod.

'Got any cud flavour?'

Down at the Local Baa-Baa Shop

'Just the fresh chicken.'

We Offer Fast, Friendly Or Quality Service! "So, which one do you want?"

"Another impulse purchase?"

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I'm sorry sir, store rules. No 'Stairway to Heaven'.