Quirky Shop Admirer Prints

"No... Last year I opened a combination hobby shop and home remedy store. The cops shut me down."

Lactose Intolerant

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

Unusual Offers

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

'How do you like my new 'Blend with the Background' skin?'

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

"You get your hair from your father's side..."

Giant Sale!

'Please enter your pin now.'

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

"Eddie, what were you thinking? Either wear boots or go barefoot."

(Direct to the Consumer)

Jumble Sale

"Does it come with magnets?"

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

'It's a new concept, the inside out house.'

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

He'll never melt. I made him from fast food milkshakes.

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

Dog With Extravagant Face Mask

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

Snow cones being sold in a snow globe.

'First, let me apologize for suggesting you throw horseshoes as therapy.'

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

'It's great for reducing White Coat Hypertension.'

Bob's Heart Valves 'N' Stuff (store is open)