Quirky Shop Goer Prints

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

Unusual Offers

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

'Please enter your pin now.'

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

(Direct to the Consumer)

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

"Does it come with magnets?"

Jumble Sale

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

Bob's Heart Valves 'N' Stuff (store is open)

Shoppers of Mystery.

Sale - Eyepod.

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

'Got any cud flavour?'

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

'Just the fresh chicken.'

"Our turnips look like carrots, our potatoes taste like apples, our green peas are blue...stuff like that."

'Notice how business is up 200% since putting up that sign.'

"Another impulse purchase?"

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