Quirky Shop Goer Pillows

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"

Unusual Offers

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

'Please enter your pin now.'

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

(Direct to the Consumer)

"Does it come with magnets?"

Jumble Sale

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

Bookstore-Cafe: Used Book/Day-Old Croissants

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

Bob's Heart Valves 'N' Stuff (store is open)

Shoppers of Mystery.

'It's going to be harder to get back than you think. We're now part of a subculture of a counter culture.'

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

"Another impulse purchase?"

Customers who bought this also bought...

'Just the fresh chicken.'

'Got any cud flavour?'

"Our turnips look like carrots, our potatoes taste like apples, our green peas are blue...stuff like that."

Budget cure

Fake Diplomas