Quirky Grocery Goer Pillows

"Wake up Mrs. Jones. You're sleep shopping again."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

Unusual Offers

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

'Please enter your pin now.'

(Direct to the Consumer)

Jumble Sale

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

"Does it come with magnets?"

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

Seven deadly sins store

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

Eye of Newt Helper

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

'I hear voices again! Buy! Buy! Buy!'

Shoppers of Mystery.

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

"Another impulse purchase?"

'Just the fresh chicken.'

"Our turnips look like carrots, our potatoes taste like apples, our green peas are blue...stuff like that."

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'Got any cud flavour?'

Low income vampires.