Grocery Shopping Gag Seeker Pillows

"Hmmmm...What am I in the mood for?"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

Eye of Newt Helper

Menu From The Luxury Home of Pancakes

Low income vampires.

Self Checkout

'I don't understand how our grocery prices have inflated 15% yet you've inflated 25%'

Holds leftovers, easy to carry... Gotta say, he almost had me. Right up to th 'Keeps food fresh' part. What a waste of a good idea.

"Don't, son – once they cross over into meats, they're out of our jurisdiction."

"I said bring back a tin o'tuna, you big dope!"

'Is it my fault the supermarket trolley had a mind of its own?'

"Unexpected Spanish Inquisition in bagging area ..."

'Well, it all tastes like the same old crap to me,'

Kevin's concerns over horsemeat in the beefburgers evaporated when he passed the frozen fish cabinet.

Grocery store ruins a cart drivers attempt to motivate his horse.

'I'm going to have to scan, it could take a while.'

Adam & Eve doing their groceries.

Fairy Tales in Pandemic Time

Visual Gag: Brussel sprouts Russell sprouts a different range of sprout named

Breakfast cereal..Healthy option...crap option.

"Wake up Mrs. Jones. You're sleep shopping again."

Oranges, lemons and limes.

Mmmm...not bad. And no diet slop aftertaste!

Lemon Harangue Pie Mix

'Oh, stop it, George! I hate this part of grocery shopping as much as you do.'

"Turns out the new tomato gene is contagious."

Cartoon of Eggs.

Milk prices.

"After this long list of additives it lists the expiration date. Does that pertain to the product of the person who eats it?"

"I'm bored. Want to block a grocery store aisle with our cart?"