Grocery Shopping Gag Seeker T-Shirts

"Hmmmm...What am I in the mood for?"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

'And here on our left you see the sugary cereal aisle...a real crowd pleaser!'

'You'll like this. It has no nutritional value at all.'

Eye of Newt Helper

Low income vampires.

Menu From The Luxury Home of Pancakes

Self Checkout

'I don't understand how our grocery prices have inflated 15% yet you've inflated 25%'

Meat. No, I have no idea what the heck you just shoved in your mouth, I'm giving away toothpicks. Free samples.

Holds leftovers, easy to carry... Gotta say, he almost had me. Right up to th 'Keeps food fresh' part. What a waste of a good idea.

"Don't, son – once they cross over into meats, they're out of our jurisdiction."

'Well, it all tastes like the same old crap to me,'

'Is it my fault the supermarket trolley had a mind of its own?'

"Unexpected Spanish Inquisition in bagging area ..."

Kevin's concerns over horsemeat in the beefburgers evaporated when he passed the frozen fish cabinet.

"I said bring back a tin o'tuna, you big dope!"

Grocery store ruins a cart drivers attempt to motivate his horse.

'I'm going to have to scan, it could take a while.'

"Wake up Mrs. Jones. You're sleep shopping again."

Visual Gag: Brussel sprouts Russell sprouts a different range of sprout named

Adam & Eve doing their groceries.

Breakfast cereal..Healthy option...crap option.

Oranges, lemons and limes.

Animal Crackers. It says, "Expiration date: Cats - Oct., 2017. Dogs - April, 2019. Tortoises - Jan., 2070".

I don't get it - they give us name tag stickers, but they never let us mingle

Mmmm...not bad. And no diet slop aftertaste!

Fairy Tales in Pandemic Time

Animal Crackers. It says "Contents may settle." The sheepdog must have herded them all to the bottom of the box.

'Oh, stop it, George! I hate this part of grocery shopping as much as you do.'

"Turns out the new tomato gene is contagious."

Lemon Harangue Pie Mix

Cartoon of Eggs.

Milk prices.

"After this long list of additives it lists the expiration date. Does that pertain to the product of the person who eats it?"