Quirky Grocery Goer T-Shirts

"Wake up Mrs. Jones. You're sleep shopping again."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Unfinished Funiture Store.

Supermarket - World Cup Specials

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

"Okay, lets see what we have here."

Unusual Offers

Shampoo and Salad Dressing.

'Triple-headed razors?... Aisle seven.'

'Please enter your pin now.'

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

"Does it come with magnets?"

(Direct to the Consumer)

Jumble Sale

"I LOVE you more than old people love to pay for everything in exact change."

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

'Gee, these are great, are they dishwasher proof?'

'Can we move the beef jerky a smidge and display our organic cleanser?'

'I hear voices again! Buy! Buy! Buy!'

Eye of Newt Helper

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

Seven deadly sins store

Pet shop with recipes stand outside.

Shoppers of Mystery.

Sale - Eyepod.

'Got any cud flavour?'

"Our turnips look like carrots, our potatoes taste like apples, our green peas are blue...stuff like that."

'Hey, thanks for comin' out tonight. All these songs are from our new album, which was inspired by a recent trip to the grocery store...'

'I can't tell you what I spent for reasons of national security.'

'Just the fresh chicken.'

"Another impulse purchase?"

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