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'No swimming. No breathing.'

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Bubble Gum Farms.

'Colin's dying to show you how his renewable energy scheme works.'

Little girl hoses down walkway as Santa slips and falls

'It's a farton, fartoff lamp!'

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

"He won't eat anything but corn."

'Tell your mom you coughed it up and you're guaranteed a day off from school.'

Good Dentist ~ Bad Dentist

'YAY! PATE!'

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

"Because it's got a goddam crack in it, that's why."

Undertaker with 'light', 'done', and 'RIP' settings on his toaster.

Egypt 1896. Dr Howard Prendergast and Percy Smythe discover the tomb of King Ahktuman the Practical Joker, proving conclusively that the ancient Egyptians were the first culture to use whoopee cushion.

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

Paul McCartney, The Surgeon - "I want to hold your gland yeah, yeah, yeah..."

"Yikes! Okay, I'm going to pretend I didn't see this."

'...and don't think I didn't see that flying tackle.'

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'

Joke Shop product - Not Funny After 10 Sept 87

'Congratulations - you're the first victim of recombinant DNA.'

'He stubbed-my-toe yell sounds a lot like his chest-pounding victory yell.'

Wise man scaring baby Jesus.

"What would you serve with toast?"

'Admit it you need glasses, that is my false eyelash you have just sprayed.'

The Fart Side

Toe-Tickling Machine

The dark secret about where the Easter Bunny gets the candy...

This would be Andy's first and last day as golf instructor at Sunset Oaks Country Club: "Remember, *hic*....Always jerk your head up and swing at the ball as hard as you can."

Dentist Suction

Chiropodist is wearing a gas mask while treating a client.

'Methane Happens.'

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