Grocery Shopping Prankster T-Shirts

Visual Gag: Brussel sprouts Russell sprouts a different range of sprout named

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

'Thank you for the turkey, thank you for the dressing, and thank you for the squash, which Mother cleverly refers to as pumpkin pie.'

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

Stock Cube Crossing

Eye of Newt Helper

Fishing for Supper

'Here's one I nicked earlier.'

'... we've got a crowd of, oh I'd say fourteen million organisms here for the annual 'Salmonella potato salad bowl'!'

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

'Firstly whip your eggs....and everything else.'

Woman finding jack-in-a-box in her saucepan.

Low income vampires.

'Chef's salad as ordered.'

'Yech, there's a worm on my plate!' - 'That's a sausage, you fool.'

'Break's over, 'No-Lips!' I got a rush order for one chicken-fried steak!'

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

'Nice Touch!'

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

Free Range / Deranged

Self Checkout

New: imitation spaghetti - Impasta.

"You're just pushing my buttons about all-microwave cooking ... aren't you?"

Winter lunch.

'Could you help me? My parents are lost.'

'Well of course they're feathers, it's chicken soup!'

"Tonight, the part of the sea bass will be played by the chicken."