Grocery Shopping Prankster T-Shirts

Visual Gag: Brussel sprouts Russell sprouts a different range of sprout named

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

'Hey, pal... do you have a wine that tastes like beer?'

Man opens refrigerator which promptly burps.

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

"I couldn't have made my family recipe raisin date nut cake with it's secret ingredient without Jimmy's help."

"Here's the pub-grub you ordered"

'Thank you for the turkey, thank you for the dressing, and thank you for the squash, which Mother cleverly refers to as pumpkin pie.'

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

'Word to the wise: Always check the cheese for pills.'

Fishing for Supper

Stock Cube Crossing

Eye of Newt Helper

'Here's one I nicked earlier.'

'... we've got a crowd of, oh I'd say fourteen million organisms here for the annual 'Salmonella potato salad bowl'!'

Woman finding jack-in-a-box in her saucepan.

'Firstly whip your eggs....and everything else.'

Peanut Butter and Jam Attack,

Low income vampires.

'Break's over, 'No-Lips!' I got a rush order for one chicken-fried steak!'

'Yech, there's a worm on my plate!' - 'That's a sausage, you fool.'

"Please yourself, I'll add salt if you like but I'm only dyeing a pair of socks..."

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

'Nice Touch!'

"Don't be alarmed, Lois, but there appears to be a pop-up thermometer protruding from your right buttock."

'Chef's salad as ordered.'

Free Range / Deranged

Self Checkout

It's not a fortune - it's a list of food code violations at the Chinese restaurant next door.

New: imitation spaghetti - Impasta.

Winter lunch.

"You're just pushing my buttons about all-microwave cooking ... aren't you?"

'Could you help me? My parents are lost.'

'Well of course they're feathers, it's chicken soup!'