Market-movement Lover T-Shirts

Stock brokers with two boxes on desk - 'panic' and 'don't panic'.

Turn, turn and turn.

See you at the farmers market!

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

Why markets crash.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

Jumping Wall Street.

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

Larry's Literary Market

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

Investment analyst Renald P. is going to frighten the market.

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

"That was a rumor day."

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

"The economic modeling of our economic modeling suggests we need to remodel."

'Both were written this year by the same author.'

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

Wall Street Investing.

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

'Fresh eggs!'

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

"Let me make this perfectly opaque..."

That was either an earth tremor or the economy moved up a gear.