Market-movement Lover Pillows

Stock brokers with two boxes on desk - 'panic' and 'don't panic'.

Turn, turn and turn.

See you at the farmers market!

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Why markets crash.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"It's simple supply and demand. The shorter the supply, the more money we demand."

"Oh, no - not another farmer's market!"

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

Jumping Wall Street.

'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'

Larry's Literary Market

"I love finding my food at the Farmers Market. Makes me feel like a true pioneer."

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

Investment analyst Renald P. is going to frighten the market.

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

"That was a rumor day."

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

"The economic modeling of our economic modeling suggests we need to remodel."

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

'Both were written this year by the same author.'

Wall Street Investing.

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

'Fresh eggs!'

That was either an earth tremor or the economy moved up a gear.

"Let me make this perfectly opaque..."

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'