Market Contradiction Lover Pillows

'Both were written this year by the same author.'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

Larry's Literary Market

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..."

'Was it Nietzsche who said, whatever doesn't kill your portfolio makes it stronger?'

'Come back in two months the meaning of life can change, depending if the market is bullish or bearish.'

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

"No aliens"

The Meaning of Life

'Are you sure this isn't the point in which we should stop following the invisible hand of the marketplace?'

"We're a monopolyopoly. Our company that owns 13 subsidiaries which put on a darn good imitation of competition."

Early Morning at Billingsgate Fish Market

'I will only need to talk to you in order to contradict what you've said.'

Man Selling Bric-a-Brac in the Street

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

Woman sunbathing on snowy balcony under sunlamp.

look dear... I bought two farmers

'But, Pop ... I thought bears hibernated in the winter.'

Dirty greengrocer.

"Carl had the mouth of a truck driver... Sorry, Carl, I just can't make no sense from all those words comin’ out your pie hole. A truck driver with a Ph.D. in mathematical logic."

Sellers and Inspectors in Cuba

'I want a 'green' car colored red that keeps me in the black.'

North London Craft Market. . .

Stocks fell today on bad economic news that stocks fell today.

Clancy: Good Idea

The worst is over...the worst is yet to come.

'Rodney, I don't know what to make of you. You're bored by excitement, and excited by boredom.'

Worker is confused at the Paradox Parcel Company.

He knew it. She was cheating on him again. Buying brand-name products and putting them in bulk containers. You know, just to appear thrifty.

'Covent Garden Market - Early Morning'

B.Q.E. farmers' market

"I'm trying to eat healthy. Where do you keep the organic donuts?"

Will tell you what it stocks not to buy for food