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"I'm leaving you, Reginald, your selling things on the internet has gone too far!"

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Why markets crash.

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

Jumping Wall Street.

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

Wall Street Investing.

"Let me make this perfectly opaque..."

Taming the beast of the free market...

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

Music to their ears.

Money Today: "Ours is a cybercurrency. It's not a virtual currency or a cryptocurrency."

'Fresh eggs!'

'I decided to close the stand and sell the lemonade on eBay.'

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

Bull Riding on the Stock Market