Virtual Marketplace Enthusiast Prints

"I'm leaving you, Reginald, your selling things on the internet has gone too far!"

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

Why markets crash.

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

Jumping Wall Street.

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

"Don't forget to rate us on stable-BnB."

'Mr Rombly has cancelled his appointment. The Dow is up and he's feeling no pain.'

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

"Consumer confidence remains high as long as we keep them distracted buying stuff."

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

"Let's try to think of something that untold millions of people will buy."

'Today, stocks rose on the news that the more people have, the more they want.'

"Market euphoria is at an all time high."

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."

"I recommend you invest in oil. Prices are down now, but auto leaks are up."

Wall Street Investing.

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

Money Today: "Ours is a cybercurrency. It's not a virtual currency or a cryptocurrency."

Music to their ears.

'I'm home, Honey! Come see what I picked up at the Farmers Market!'

"Let me make this perfectly opaque..."

Taming the beast of the free market...

'Fresh eggs!'

Bull Riding on the Stock Market

'Your presentation on the advantages of e-commerce would've been better had it not been for the use of the word 'dude' 183 times.'