E-commerce Fan Pillows

"Oh, I don't forage for acorns anymore....I just order them online!"

"Post office drone is right on time."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

E-Baying @ The Moon

Internet.

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

Gerald Ratner's return

'The service is so much better when you dress as royalty.'

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

'We're e-bankrupt.'

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."

Starbucks doubles its sales by devising a way to sell coffee over the Internet,

"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

'I know it's the truth, but on this promo for our site, do you think we should use the promo code 'desperation?''

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

You Shouldn't Have

'I decided to close the stand and sell the lemonade on eBay.'

'A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting all major credit cards.'

Internet Shoplifting

Death Of A Salesman. Playhouse. I hear they updated it to include internet shopping.

This isn't a good time to see him --- He just got outbid for a soul on eBay. Beelzebub.

Music to their ears.

"When you order your dictator from Temu"