E-commerce Fans Prints

A drone carries a baby like a stork.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

E-Baying @ The Moon

Internet.

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

Supply Chain

"Let's go back to our cabana, get into bed and shop online."

Gerald Ratner's return

"We just got our online schooling exam results..."

John Lee Dotkomm palys the 'Broker's Blues

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

"Dude, Amazon is so popular they named a river after it."

'We're e-bankrupt.'

"Before we made the leap to cyberspace, our stockholders made us promise we'd maintain a traditional street presence, too!"

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

Starbucks doubles its sales by devising a way to sell coffee over the Internet,

"Advertise! Advertise! That's always been your answer for everything."

"Our website design could be described as "organic"... in the sense that people often compare it to poop."

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

"What burns my bottom about www.dazoosucks.com is that we capitalized them."

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

'I know it's the truth, but on this promo for our site, do you think we should use the promo code 'desperation?''

"We can now shop for, purchase and crash our new car online."

Internet Shoplifting

You Shouldn't Have

"So, with internet shopping and guaranteed next-day delivery, I figured now was as good a time as any to hang my sack up and retire."

'A penny for my thoughts. Now accepting all major credit cards.'

'I decided to close the stand and sell the lemonade on eBay.'

Death Of A Salesman. Playhouse. I hear they updated it to include internet shopping.

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

Music to their ears.