Ebay Lover Prints

'Hold on, don't open it! I just sold it at a profit on eBay.'

I e-bay t-shirt.

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

E-Baying @ The Moon

'It's amazing what you can get on e-Bay these days.'

"Dear, you are Definitely coming back as a centipede."

'Did you auction off our house on eBay?'

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

"I'm sorry, honey. I thought you'd be happy that your germ-ridden blanket was such a hit on eBay."

'Good news Darling You've received loads of bids,,,'

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

How much would you take off for cash?

"Look, Mom! A broadband digital subscriber line followed me home. Can we keep it?"

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

"How much is the sign?"

"Ah, sweatpants."

'They've got a great deal here. When you buy one meal, I get mine half price!'

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

"Your eels are enormous - where do you get them?"

Terry Wogan

"It's from eBay! I won a cigarette lighter for a 1964 Chevy Impala. I make my dreams come true one bid at a time."

SAGE (unknown model)

'George, did you order a lure retriever from E-Bay.'

"Would it make life easier if I just ordered my presents online and sent you the bill?"

Farmers Telemarket. That's right. Beans for just $.10 a carton. Ma'am, would you like a month's worth of corn absolutely free? We'll even switch your onions for you!

'It was an impulse buy Mary. At 75 percent off in the New Year sale AND free home delivery. . .'

'You've been on eBay again haven't you?'

Bob auctions off his thoughts.

'Sitting on the dock of eBay, wasting time...'

'You don't have to stay in a motel. I have a couch you can rent.'

Everyday is cyber Monday.

'The best things in life are buy one get one free.'