Online Shopping Wizard T-Shirts

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

"Wow, is this the new bomb blast express drone delivery service?"

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

"That's odd. I visited an antibacterial soap website, and my computer got a virus."

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

'Let me through - I've a bargain for a nose!'

'It's amazing! I'm a magician! I can make a weekly wage disappear in four hours!'

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

"What's the cheapest thing we can order and still get a box?"

"It looked different on the internet."

The Evolution Of Man - Hunt and Gather/Point and Click

'Enough EBAY already!'

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

Online Trading

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

'I don't know Joe, maybe we;re using the wrong kind of glass?'

'It's a gadget for buying gadgets over the net.'

It's been a pleasure taking you to the cleaners.

Nethead strip: Sale.com

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card

Snow White looking at dwarf hats on the Internet

The joy of internet shopping is that you can do it as a couple.

"...And there has been a rapid decline in the number of complaints."

'Rats, even this flying carpet we bought on the internet doesn't work! We're really not meant to fly...'

It says 'item is returnable if repackaged exactly as sent.'"

Internet taking money from a man's pocket

"We usually shop in the comfort of our own home but the bloody computer crashed."