Online Shopping Navigator Prints

"We need to know it's really you. Select all the boxes that contain your social security number."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

"Ya, right. Who needs a web presence. I'll just compete in the global economy from here."

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

"What's the cheapest thing we can order and still get a box?"

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

'No thanks, just looking.'

"I have to confess a sin, Preacher. I went premarital shopping."

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

"My Doordash driver is at the front gate."

'It's a gadget for buying gadgets over the net.'

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

Snow White looking at dwarf hats on the Internet

Pete's trying to groom himself"

"I need one of them and one of them..."

Freeways in the Supermarket

I don't think we should have linked the remote to the credit card

The joy of internet shopping is that you can do it as a couple.

"I just want Velveetaaaaaaa!"

Road signs point to various things to buy including "women's wear", "office supplies" and "household appliances".

"Wow, is this the new bomb blast express drone delivery service?"