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Cutbacks at the top increased middle management pressure leading to flow chart blow out at the bottom.

The gold price chart.

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'Dammit - how do we get in on that gross national product?'

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

A guide to seasons in the North East

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"

'Would you please wipe away this difference?'

"The script is flimsy, the action scenes implausible and the plot would insult the intelligence of a three year old."

Confused drivers

Made in China.

"Now at this point reality intruded."

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

'With the economy the way it is, there's no silver lining. In fact we sold that last week!'

"Is there someone have called Frobisher?"

"It got so bad that had to bring Jones in to turn things around."

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

'This red line indicates the change in this red line over a period of time,'

Costs and Blood Pressure

"As you can see, it's pretty simple - just find the customer and make him buy."

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.

Likes Charts Likes Pie

'How do I tell the president we're looking at an ampersand-shaped recovery? He still doesn't get the supply curve.'

Economy - 'And this is where you took the day off to watch the cricket.'

Ben Bernanke says no recession yet.

"Hey, Venn - back off! I'm a pie chart."

"I need one of them and one of them..."

'Congratulations. Your old bloated 401K is now valued as a lean, mean 199F!'