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'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Characters jumping out of a book.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"I am not asking for directions."

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

Titanic: How's my steering.

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'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

'Is this your first book launch?'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."