Chapter Navigator T-Shirts

'Hey! I just started my James Patterson novel and I'm on chapter 97!' 'You read 20 pages already?'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'Are we there yet?'

Characters jumping out of a book.

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"I am not asking for directions."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

Titanic: How's my steering.

Battery Lighthouse

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

Book Shop Plot Spoilers

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."

'Is this your first book launch?'

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"I'm ready for summer vacation! A good book takes you where you've never been!"

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"