Sales Chart Navigator T-Shirts

"No cause for alarm Luv, that's my basket sales!"

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

Made in China.

"Now at this point reality intruded."

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.

Ben Bernanke says no recession yet.

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

"I need one of them and one of them..."

'And their financial E.K.G. shows that they are in excellent health.'

"If our yard sale is going to be successful, we need a loss leader."

'Do you want someone to help you or do you just want someone to hold your hand?'

'I'm starting to wonder if all my 'Account Executive' got on her broker's exam was nail polish.'

The gold price chart.

Sale-everything must go! - Big bargain on "sale-everything must go!" sign.

"I just want Velveetaaaaaaa!"

Easy Course

Supermarket Traffic

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

"Honey, I can’t find it … they have too many Greek yogurts. No, I’m not crying!"

'I assumed this is where the market headed south, but GPS says 'southeast'.'

'Make sure there's still a sucker born ever minute before we launch our new IPO.'

Time sure flies by.

Stock Performance

The NEW soft sell: 'I guess ya'll don't wanna buy a new car, do ya?'

Ace trampoline Co

God at the shopping mall...

'Our ad said no salemsan would call.'

Inflation heading towards 3 percent.

'Brokers' holding 'Investors' hand while hiding around the corner of 'Market'

"You can get it and pay in small convenient installments, without down payment."