Sales Chart Navigator Pillows

"No cause for alarm Luv, that's my basket sales!"

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

'We divested ourselves of a division here, a subsidiary there, a branch here, an affiliate there...there's nothing left!'

Mall Directory: You aren't here x - where the heck are you?

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

Made in China.

"Now at this point reality intruded."

"We don't believe in miracles. We rely on them."

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.

Ben Bernanke says no recession yet.

"Oh no. It's another death caused by 'economy pack syndrome'!"

"I need one of them and one of them..."

'And their financial E.K.G. shows that they are in excellent health.'

'I'm starting to wonder if all my 'Account Executive' got on her broker's exam was nail polish.'

Sale-everything must go! - Big bargain on "sale-everything must go!" sign.

"I just want Velveetaaaaaaa!"

"If our yard sale is going to be successful, we need a loss leader."

'Do you want someone to help you or do you just want someone to hold your hand?'

The gold price chart.

Easy Course

"Honey, I can’t find it … they have too many Greek yogurts. No, I’m not crying!"

'I assumed this is where the market headed south, but GPS says 'southeast'.'

You're not paranoid. You are being followed. That's how personal devices work these days.

Supermarket Traffic

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

'Make sure there's still a sucker born ever minute before we launch our new IPO.'

Stock Performance

Time sure flies by.

God at the shopping mall...

Ace trampoline Co

The NEW soft sell: 'I guess ya'll don't wanna buy a new car, do ya?'

Inflation heading towards 3 percent.

'Our ad said no salemsan would call.'

"You can get it and pay in small convenient installments, without down payment."