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"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

Baggage Claim

"I see you didn't purchase ANY leg room"

"Sorry, sir, zone five doesn't board."

Hotel Sign In

'Yes, I know. But my boarding pass clearly says 'B4'!'

Santa with shopping bags at the airport goes to the 'Frequent Flyers Check-In' desk.

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'They said they'd mail them to me.'

Human Culls: People who drag wheelie bags with no regard for other people in their path.

Travel ban

"Well, that's just great! I guess pigs don't fly after all!"

"I didn't jump the queue. As a first class platinum passenger I get priority and only have to wait 18 hours at the check-in."

"Since when did the bag sizers get so small?"

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Travelling

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

"I am not asking for directions."

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Battery Lighthouse

Disinformation booth.

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Titanic: How's my steering.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'