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Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

Captain steering house through flood.

"I don't do windows."

Leak in the fish tank.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Business Duck

'So what have you been up to?'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Number Phobia.

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

Cars.

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

"But if the three of us work together, maybe we can get rid of that cat once and for all."

Oceanographer

Boat to the Horizon.

Road Construction.

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

'The train due to arrive at platform 2 will now arrive at platform 19.'

'Will you get your eyes tested, you've put the hamster in the fish tank!'

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'

"We find it calms the patient."

Fishing in the aquarium.

Remote control bridge in bath.

"Oh, dear God, more kitsch."