Fish Tank Navigator Gifts

Curves Ahead

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

The Life of Pi

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Captain steering house through flood.

"I don't do windows."

Leak in the fish tank.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Business Duck

'So what have you been up to?'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Number Phobia.

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

Oceanographer

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

"But if the three of us work together, maybe we can get rid of that cat once and for all."

Cars.

Boat to the Horizon.

"Damn it, doesn't anybody on this ship have depth perception?"

'The train due to arrive at platform 2 will now arrive at platform 19.'

Road Construction.

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'Will you get your eyes tested, you've put the hamster in the fish tank!'

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

'That's the guy - lives on a 'narrow boat!'

"We find it calms the patient."

Remote control bridge in bath.

Fishing in the aquarium.

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.