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"Honey, did you specify 'fish' tank, on our Ebay order?"

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

Leak in the fish tank.

"I don't do windows."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'So what have you been up to?'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

That's my summer place.

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

"But if the three of us work together, maybe we can get rid of that cat once and for all."

Two fish - one with bubbles coming from his bottom.

"He's the cutest little thing, and when you get tired of him you just flush him down the toilet."

"I wasn't dead yet."

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'Will you get your eyes tested, you've put the hamster in the fish tank!'

"We find it calms the patient."

Fishing in the aquarium.

Bottled Air

'So...maybe this staring contest was a mistake?'

Ok, who told him to stick his tongue on the iceberg?

"Oh, dear God, more kitsch."

'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'

"I've been thinking about getting a snail."

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

"You can buy all kinds of stuff on the internet!"

'There goes the world's largest fish.'

I think it's time somebody changed our water!

Keeping up with the jones

'Clown fish ... '

The story of 'The Great Leak' was passed down from generation to generation.

It ended up being quite a rough week for the Little Pond Gang.