Fish Tank Collector Pillows

"Honey, did you specify 'fish' tank, on our Ebay order?"

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Leak in the fish tank.

"I don't do windows."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'So what have you been up to?'

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

"After we bought the aquarium, the pump, gravel, grass and heater, we couldn't afford any fish."

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

"But if the three of us work together, maybe we can get rid of that cat once and for all."

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

Two fish - one with bubbles coming from his bottom.

"I wasn't dead yet."

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'Will you get your eyes tested, you've put the hamster in the fish tank!'

"He's the cutest little thing, and when you get tired of him you just flush him down the toilet."

"We find it calms the patient."

Fishing in the aquarium.

"Oh, dear God, more kitsch."

"You can buy all kinds of stuff on the internet!"

'Look at that spread. Some fish have it so good.'

'So...maybe this staring contest was a mistake?'

"I've been thinking about getting a snail."

"Hey! Are you staring at my assets?!"

'There goes the world's largest fish.'

Keeping up with the jones

'Clown fish ... '

It ended up being quite a rough week for the Little Pond Gang.

Grandad ! Stop that - you retired from the tank corps 45 years ago!

The story of 'The Great Leak' was passed down from generation to generation.