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As kids in the car scream, 'Dad! when are we going to be there!?!' and 'Mom! I need to go to the bathroom!!!' they pass a sign that says, 'There, 500 Miles, Next Bathroom 600 Miles.'

Caution: Multi-ton vehicles driven by morons barrelling along, next billion miles.

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

The Fast Lane.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

YONDER...next 347 miles.

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'Sue's troubles with the law began the day she bought that first motorbike.'

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

I cannot tell you why men will not ask for directions

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

I hate these flying fish

Cars.

"Oh shut up."

"Don't just sit there. Build a boat!"

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

'Shark bites seem to be more numerous than ever this year.'

Road Construction.

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

No caption. (Rowers carry an oar in four briefcases).

'Are you blokes crazy? Are you gonna listen to me or the blasted parrot?'

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

Pick a direction.

'I'm telling you, with the right moisturizer and lip balm you could avoid all of that chaffing.'