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Road pricing - 'How many more pounds is it Dad?'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

The Fast Lane.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

"Don't just sit there. Build a boat!"

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

Cars.

I hate these flying fish

Road Construction.

'Shark bites seem to be more numerous than ever this year.'

"Sorry, I thought the ice would support your truck."

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

'Are you blokes crazy? Are you gonna listen to me or the blasted parrot?'

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

Man sees troll in Troll Booth.

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

Taxi in congestion - Thank you for not getting out and walking

"Gosh and I thought it was a barbershop."

A swordfish saws through a raft.

'Sorry I'm late - traffic was insane.'