Toll Road Navigators Prints

Road pricing - 'How many more pounds is it Dad?'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

The Fast Lane.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Even pirates have kids. 'Look, mom...no hands!'

I cannot tell you why men will not ask for directions

'Typical male: Too proud to ask for directions or take advice! Look at us now!'

"Don't just sit there. Build a boat!"

Cars.

I hate these flying fish

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

Road Construction.

"Sorry, I thought the ice would support your truck."

'Shark bites seem to be more numerous than ever this year.'

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

'Are you blokes crazy? Are you gonna listen to me or the blasted parrot?'

No caption. (Rowers carry an oar in four briefcases).

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

Man sees troll in Troll Booth.

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

Taxi in congestion - Thank you for not getting out and walking

"Gosh and I thought it was a barbershop."

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot holes!'