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Driver with Road Toll meter in car yelling 'How many more miles is it??!'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

The Fast Lane.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

"And then bear left at the war memorial, first right down Newton road and St Luke's is straight ahead."

Cars.

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'

'We could use a little divine guidance right about now, reverend.'

"Sorry, I thought the ice would support your truck."

Road Construction.

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

Urban transport and speeding accidents

Taxi in congestion - Thank you for not getting out and walking

'Someone's got to do something about these pot holes!'

'Yeh-yeh-yeh - we're right on the corner of First and Main!'

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

'Sorry I'm late - traffic was insane.'

George Washington Toll Plaza

All Roads Lead To Rome.

'Hey, hon, I'll be home a little late. I'm stuck traffic.'

'Yes, sir, we do want you to keep up with the flow of traffic- just don't get caught at it!'

'This is awkward, the sat-nav says go straight.'

All Roads Go Nowhere.