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Fairway trolls.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Barcode Dreams

The Lost World: You are Here

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Department of Nanotechnology

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

A dream of consequence

"Think about it. Maybe it's a good thing the boss doesn't know your name."

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

Nethead strip: Speak binary

Women who Read Too Much

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

Dog Book Club

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

Doom & Gloom