Troll Navigator Pillows

Fairway trolls.

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Barcode Dreams

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

The Lost World: You are Here

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"For just one monkey in front of one typewriter you've come up with some amazing stuff."

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

Well, I finished my summer reading list – now what?

Department of Nanotechnology

"It's publish or perish, and he hasn't published."

"Who should we have at eye level this month?"

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

"Think about it. Maybe it's a good thing the boss doesn't know your name."

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

'God, quick! Give me the gift of the gab.'

Meet the Shameless Self-Promoter 2 PM

A dream of consequence

Nethead strip: Speak binary

Women who Read Too Much

"I'm not saying a horrible creature lives under your bed."

The Math Institute √π*962.9 KM

"You might have time left for one more book, but only if it doesn't require and lot of research."

"What a disappointment. When you said your dad was a troll, I thought he'd be living under a bridge."

You will awake to discover a dream come true.

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

Dog Book Club

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

Meet Zelda Wisteria, author of the book 'Leap, and the Net will Appear!'

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'