Toll Road Navigator Mugs

Driver with Road Toll meter in car yelling 'How many more miles is it??!'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

The Fast Lane.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

I must be losing my grip, he didn't query the bill...

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'EXIT -Next Exit.'

'We could use a little divine guidance right about now, reverend.'

'Sorry mate, you'll have to ask someone else, I'm not from this area ...'

"And then bear left at the war memorial, first right down Newton road and St Luke's is straight ahead."

Cars.

Road Construction.

"Sorry, I thought the ice would support your truck."

"I admire the way you avoided that radar trap."

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

'Can you get out and parallel park for me? I'm not good at it.'

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

'Sorry I'm late - traffic was insane.'

Taxi in congestion - Thank you for not getting out and walking

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s personal hell.

Urban transport and speeding accidents

'Someone's got to do something about these pot holes!'

'Yeh-yeh-yeh - we're right on the corner of First and Main!'

George Washington Toll Plaza

All Roads Lead To Rome.

'Hey, hon, I'll be home a little late. I'm stuck traffic.'

"Highway or bunny trail, highway or bunny trail?"

'Yes, sir, we do want you to keep up with the flow of traffic- just don't get caught at it!'